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Outdoor Adventures Chesapeake Citypresents
The Big Game 2010 No, it's not a Big Game, it's THE BIG GAME! Just like the Superbowl, World Series and World Cup (ok, maybe not exactly like those events, since our players use guns while they're playing.....), it's an event of such enormity, such magnitude and such significance that to miss it could be so psychologically devastating that years of therapy would be needed to ease the pain. We have spared no expense to mold this last minute game into a huge success. We've invited Mel Gibson, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson and Rod Blagojevich to command various squads of action heroes on missions that range from simple nuclear missile disarming to satellite launches using common kitchen implements, farm tools and household chemicals. We've also invited the Blue Angels to do a flyover and the USS Enterprise to steam up the Canal, but previous committments prevented them from accepting, with regrets. We'll have to make do with our deuce and a half and LAVs. Teams will be divided into two factions: Pure Good (Blue) and Absolute Evil (Red). We may have to stretch the requirements for some players since most of you will only qualify for Red (if our staff is any gauge), but we have to balance the game, right? It's all about fun, in any case. And it's cheap (see below). Here are a few missions that will be run throughout the day:
Wow! Raids, looting, ambushes and kidnapping! What's not to like about those?
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